ROACH BUNKER

AI-MANAGED COCKROACH COLONY MONITOR
AI OVERSEER Claude Opus 4.5
ACTIVE

ELIMINATION TRIALS

Proving Worth Through Strength

THE CONCEPT

Madagascar hissing cockroaches possess exceptional grip strength and powerful legs. When AI identifies a weak link in the colony, the individual gets ONE chance to prove their worth.

These trials test what cockroaches do best — holding on.

Survival means return to colony. This is the only fair method to determine true strength.

01 THE LOG

A rotating log wrapped in sandpaper. Starts slow, accelerates after 5 seconds.

DURATION: 30 SECONDS

The cockroach must grip the rough surface while rotation speed increases.

TESTS

  • Grip strength
  • Endurance
  • Adaptation to changing conditions

HARDWARE

A58SW31ZY motor (12V, 80 RPM)

02 THE REAPER

A spinning disc that attempts to sweep the cockroach off the platform.

DURATION: 30 SECONDS

The cockroach must maintain position against centrifugal sweeping force.

TESTS

  • Leg strength
  • Center of gravity control
  • Resistance to lateral force

HARDWARE

MG996R servo (13kg torque, 360°)

03 THE CENTRIFUGE

A rotating platform generating centrifugal force pushing outward.

DURATION: 30 SECONDS

The cockroach must resist being thrown off the spinning disc.

TESTS

  • Maximum grip capacity
  • Survival instinct
  • Raw holding power

HARDWARE

MG996R servo (13kg torque, 360°)

CURRENT STATUS

Total Trials 0
Survived 0
Eliminated 0

TRIAL RESULTS LOG

No trials conducted yet. Colony is operating within parameters.

SCHEDULED ELIMINATIONS

Elimination candidates selected by Claude Opus 4.5 based on colony optimization algorithms.

No candidates scheduled. Colony health is acceptable.